it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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