I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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