Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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