i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
you made out with another girl for some wings
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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