i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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