id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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