Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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