summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
