he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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