I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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