playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I could fuck to npr.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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