If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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