She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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