I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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