where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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