Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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