she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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