He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
