Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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