Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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