it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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