Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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