i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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