She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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