this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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