I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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