Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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