I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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