what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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