I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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