i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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