what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
