Do you still have your period?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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