i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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