It's like God shit irony all over that family
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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