The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Randomize
