Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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