Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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