Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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