But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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