No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Oh god it's open bar.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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