I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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