? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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