Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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