So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
