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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  ...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  That was a text you sent me last night.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke

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  She kept going

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Can vaginas get frostbite?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo

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• (315): View more from New York

  Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him

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