fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Boobs speak an international language.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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