i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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