So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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