I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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