The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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