guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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